Open Bar!

Any New Yorker worth his or her weight in well vodka knows you only need one resource when embarking on a fun filled night of severe inebriation, knowing where the hell the open bar is at.

Luckily being at the epicenter of culture and technology we can find the hallowed open bar with little or no hullabalooza.

There are three different types of open bar out there folks.

1) The UES open bar

This open bar is just like you think it is when reading the decription. At some bar named after a scene from Sherlock Holmes or an obscure sailing reference, the UES open bar lasts only a couple hours. The average clientele ranges from post college sorostitutes to post college loser frat guys. Whether or not said person was in a sorority or fraternity or even went to college is wholly irrelevant.

Pretension Level - 5 at the beginning 3 at the end

2) The Village/LES open bar

Of course, this open bar is chock full of hipster and hipster wanna-bees. More often than not these people work the same jobs as the aforementioned crowd they just wear less stripes and more socks on their arms.

Pretension Level - Steady 4

3) Chelsea Club open bar

At this open bar you will find everyone's favorite group, the Bridge and Tunnel crowd!

Pretension Level - who cares

Tonite we expand upon the safe route to the top of the mountain, the UES open bar...

"aint no love, in the heart of the city"

The summer of 2006 has officially begun.

We all work hard during the day during the week, in order to party at night on the weekend.

Or we work at night on the week, in order to party during the day during the week.

Regardless if you aren't working you might as well go back to Harrisburg or Spokane.

So if you have money to burn, New York City is more than happy to be your campfire...