tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289993592011-04-21T12:10:56.252-07:00Non-StopCrashinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12644861208426013514noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28999359.post-1149188546649305102006-06-01T11:47:00.000-07:002006-06-01T13:04:57.956-07:00Any New Yorker worth his or her weight in well vodka knows you only need one resource when embarking on a fun filled night of severe inebriation, knowing where the hell the open bar is at.<br /><br />Luckily being at the epicenter of culture and technology we can find the hallowed open bar with little or no hullabalooza. <br /><br />There are three different types of open bar out there folks.<br /><br />1) The UES open bar<br /><br />This open bar is just like you think it is when reading the decription. At some bar named after a scene from Sherlock Holmes or an obscure sailing reference, the UES open bar lasts only a couple hours. The average clientele ranges from post college sorostitutes to post college loser frat guys. Whether or not said person was in a sorority or fraternity or even went to college is wholly irrelevant. <br /><br />Pretension Level - 5 at the beginning 3 at the end<br /><br />2) The Village/LES open bar<br /><br />Of course, this open bar is chock full of hipster and hipster wanna-bees. More often than not these people work the same jobs as the aforementioned crowd they just wear less stripes and more socks on their arms.<br /><br />Pretension Level - Steady 4<br /><br />3) Chelsea Club open bar<br /><br />At this open bar you will find everyone's favorite group, the Bridge and Tunnel crowd!<br /><br />Pretension Level - who cares<br /><br />Tonite we expand upon the safe route to the top of the mountain, the UES open bar...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28999359-114918854664930510?l=darkernewyork.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Non-StopCrashinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12644861208426013514noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28999359.post-1149105819148823312006-05-31T12:51:00.000-07:002006-06-01T13:05:23.753-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6504/3079/1600/625385164105_0_ALB.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6504/3079/320/625385164105_0_ALB.jpg" border="0" /></a> <br /><br /><br /><br />The summer of 2006 has officially begun.<br /><br />We all work hard during the day during the week, in order to party at night on the weekend.<br /><br />Or we work at night on the week, in order to party during the day during the week.<br /><br />Regardless if you aren't working you might as well go back to Harrisburg or Spokane. <br /><br />So if you have money to burn, New York City is more than happy to be your campfire...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28999359-114910581914882331?l=darkernewyork.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Non-StopCrashinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12644861208426013514noreply@blogger.com0